Learn Chinese (Humor)

Playing with phonetics to get a few chuckles...

English Phrase	Chinese Translation
It's very dark in here	Wai So Dim?
Small Horse	Tai Ni Po Ni
See me A.S.A.P.	Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man	Dum Gai
Are you harboring a fugitive?	Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Has your flight been delayed?	Hao Long Wei Ting?
Your price is too high!!	No Bai De Thing!!
Did you go to the beach?	Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table	Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift	Chin Tu Fat
I am not guilty	Wai Hang Mi?
That was an unauthorized execution	Lin Ching
This is a tow away zone.	No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?	Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright	Yu So Dum
I thought you were on a diet	Wai Yu Mun Ching?
I got this for free	Ai No Pei
Please, stay a while longer.	Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week.	Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived	Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight	Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile	Wa Shing Ka